diff --git a/load/sounds.lua b/load/sounds.lua
index ed09d3e..0dfae21 100644
--- a/load/sounds.lua
+++ b/load/sounds.lua
@@ -22,9 +22,8 @@ sounds = {
 	go = love.audio.newSource("res/se/go.wav", "static"),
 	irs = love.audio.newSource("res/se/irs.wav", "static"),
 	ihs = love.audio.newSource("res/se/ihs.wav", "static"),
-	-- secret sounds!
+	-- a secret sound!
 	welcome = love.audio.newSource("res/se/welcomeToCambridge.wav", "static"),
-	mystery = love.audio.newSource("res/se/mystery.wav", "static"),
 }
 
 function playSE(sound, subsound)
@@ -61,4 +60,4 @@ function playSEOnce(sound, subsound)
 			sounds[sound]:play()
 		end
 	end
-end
+end
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/res/se/mystery.wav b/res/se/mystery.wav
deleted file mode 100644
index c166b48..0000000
Binary files a/res/se/mystery.wav and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/scene/title.lua b/scene/title.lua
index 4a75e44..ba159f9 100644
--- a/scene/title.lua
+++ b/scene/title.lua
@@ -103,14 +103,6 @@ function TitleScene:onInputPress(e)
 	elseif e.input == "up" or e.scancode == "up" then
 		self:changeOption(-1)
 		playSE("cursor")
-	elseif e.scancode == "kp5" then
-		DiscordRPC:update({
-			details = "Pressed the cool button",
-			state = "You found the cool easter egg!",
-			largeImageKey = "transbridge",
-		})
-		playSE("mystery")
-		--now you've just spoiled the fun for yourself.
 	elseif e.input == "down" or e.scancode == "down" then
 		self:changeOption(1)
 		playSE("cursor")